Straight to Hell

Verse He created time and space Laws of nature, stars and light Planets, panda, and humans race Internet and some websites And now he's not much left to do So once in a while he's checking on you Better behave well or you go to hell You better behave well or you go to hell Chorus All-loving father will send you straight to hell Your all-loving father will send you straight to hell Even in shower after a bad day Even on your lonely birthday Better behave well or you go to hell Verse His omnipresence cannot be stopped By VPN or a private tab As a great cosmic mystery He has full access to your browser history Oh no it was malware It was a horny virus there That's what you'll tell him when you go to hell That is what you tell him when you go to hell Verse But he has saving grace for you Here's what you're gonna have to do Read his bestseller every day Clean up your room, repent, and pray And then when you are fed up Listening endless childish crap That's when you tell him father go to hell That's when you tell him father go to hell Chorus All-loving father you can go straight to hell All-loving father you can go straight to hell I didn't ask for time and space Nor for your panda and saving grace, so All-loving father you can go straight to hell